More "Barbs" from Gabe...

Gabe: Why do they put barbed wire on fences?

Me: For security: to keep people from climbing them. Barbed wire cuts you.

Gabe: They do that in prisons, you know.

Me: Yes, I know. Sometimes barbed wire fences are also electrified as security. (I know, I know: what was I thinking?)

Gabe: Well, they should definitely do THAT for prisons, because I am thinking if I am bad guy that getting free of prison is worth some Band-Aids.

May we never find out...